cnnbreaking:

having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother 

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oohtheyhavenibbles:

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM

THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS

BOWLCUTS

LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT

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fuckyeahtxtposts:

i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me

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shutupaubrey:

if we’re dating and you tell me who i can and cannot talk to we will no longer be dating

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kyleehenke:

time for a nice mild children’s book before bedtime!

Reblogging for the face

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• *runs for 10 minutes*
• me: am i skinny yet?